Name: Sam

Aliases: Tricky Larry, Trix, Red, Junior Healey

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 145 lbs.

Turn-ons: Sweat pants, gin, baseball, architecture

Turn-offs: Jumping through hoops

Summer is a great time for lovin, and this bachelor is hot to trot. Whether it's eating nacho cheese in bed or accidentally shooting himself in the leg with a nail gun, this Scorpio can do it all.

A romantic evening with Sam might include looney lettuce, a bike ride, and\or jokes about a recently euthanized horse. If that's not your thing, this strawberry blonde cupcake cleans up real respectable-like, and an evening of dancing and fine wine is not out of the question.

If you would like to inquire more about the bachelor of the week, e-mail uncle.mag@gmail. Maybe we can make a love connection.

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